Thursday, May 31, 2007

If some "enhanced interrogation" makes us safe, the most "enhanced interrogation" makes us safest.

Congratulations to the GOP candidates for the Republican primary who participated in their first pre-primary debate a few weeks ago. Apart from that malingering quasi-conservative, McCain, all the candidates embraced whole-heartedly the anti-terrorism agenda set forth by our Fearless Leader George W. Bush. In particular, it was most comforting to hear these brave men endorse the ongoing use of tort...ahem...enhanced interrogation techniques, as well as the enlargement of our non-jurisdictional detention center at Guantanamo Bay. I feel safer knowing that our Republican party won't kow-tow to weak-kneed internationalists and assorted other fifth columnists lik the Democrat party.

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