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If some "enhanced interrogation" makes us safe, the most "enhanced interrogation" makes us safest.

2007-05-31T12:09:00.001-07:00

Congratulations to the GOP candidates for the Republican primary who participated in their first pre-primary debate a few weeks ago. Apart from that malingering quasi-conservative, McCain, all the candidates embraced whole-heartedly the anti-terrorism agenda set forth by our Fearless Leader George W. Bush. In particular, it was most comforting to hear these brave men endorse the ongoing use of tort...ahem...enhanced interrogation techniques, as well as the enlargement of our non-jurisdictional detention center at Guantanamo Bay. I feel safer knowing that our Republican party won't kow-tow to weak-kneed internationalists and assorted other fifth columnists lik the Democrat party.

Reprehensible Iranian Behavior

2007-04-07T08:40:00.000-07:00

This article from a typically leftist source reveals how depraved, how reprehensible the Islamofascists who run Iran have become. As President Bush's spokesman noted yesterday the Iranian's treatment of their British hostages was totally "inappropriate." Can you believe the Iranians 1)isolated the Brits, 2)deprived them of human contact for long periods, 3) interrogated them for hours and hours, and 4) made them believe they were going to die. This is torture. Torture! And its absolutely unacceptable for any so-called "civilized" nation to engage in it. I mean, these British sailors were wearing uniforms when they were captured. And every right thinking Patriot knows that if you're wearing a uniform, then you can't be tortured.

Nancy Pelousi subverts the Constitution.

2007-04-06T14:10:00.000-07:00

It's true. You can read it here. She went to Syria without permission from Our Glorious Leader and discussed foreign policy. This is in clear subversion of Article I, Section 8 which makes no provision allowing the Legislature to talk to foreign leaders. VP Cheney reveals, yet again, the heights of his brilliance when he noted today that this was "bad behavior." At least we know there are two people running this country who understand the Constitution.

Democrat Party Hurts Soldiers

2007-04-06T09:49:00.000-07:00

Just like it says. They do. How? By refusing to make Our Glorious Leader's tax cuts permanent. Oh, and by coercing Our Glorious Leader into vetoing funding for the War for Iraqi Independence. If the Democrat Party would just do what President says, we would be winning even more than we already are in Iraq.

British sailors are wimps.

2007-04-06T07:46:00.000-07:00

Just like I said. They should have hung themselves with their own intestines out of their dire shame from being captured by the Iranians. So terrible to see them smiling upon their release. We should extradite them to Guantanamo.